Absolute Drinking Water now with KHO

I know Halili-Kho scandal is considered old news but I couldn't stop laughing
on the analysis that Nadz shared to me yesterday. Here's her text:

[QUOTE]Wala ba kayong napapansin sa mga nangyayari? Sa lahat ng scandal ni Hayden, laging may bote ng ABSOLUTE drinking water, sa Senate, nung hindi
makahinga si Katrina, ABSOLUTE din ang ininum. Tapos ung binuhos kay Hayden eh ABSOLUTE din. Hindi kaya ang lahat ng nangyayari ay isa lamang
malaking commercial ng ABSOLUTE DRINKING WATER?[/QUOTE]

My reply: Absolute is pure. Absolute is love. Absolute is beauty... by BELO. Who touches yours?

But DK's reply is a winner: Skin asthma, bungang araw, skin cancer, itchiness.. all these and more are cause by using tap or impure water while bathing. But don't worry. Introducing ABSOLUTE ALKALINE WATER with chemical formula of KHO. Enrich in potassium and hydrogen oxide. You're not just pure from within. But also in your skin.

LOL.